by the unnormal mexican May 12, 2014
The act of putting the freshly washed side shaft of one's penis between someone's lips from the side thus creating the fresh banana smile.
by Marquenta October 09, 2015
Banana Lube...
You're on top of a hot guy stroking his cock and he's ready to get off. What the fuck? Neither of you brought any lube? What the mother fucking hell were you thinking?
You scurry off to the kitchen in your blue dream haze to find some Crisco... Damn, Mom must have used it all on the last batch of cookies. You turn. You see a banana. You immediately think of the baking skills your mother taught you. That's right... You remember what happens to banana when you mush it in a bowl... It gets wet and slimy.
You quickly grab the banana, run back into the room, ask your hot victim if he trusts you, and all while not waiting for the answer, open the banana, mush it in your hands, and rub it all over his throbbing cock.
He squeals in pleasure, and the room smells like banana cream pie.
The end.
You're on top of a hot guy stroking his cock and he's ready to get off. What the fuck? Neither of you brought any lube? What the mother fucking hell were you thinking?
You scurry off to the kitchen in your blue dream haze to find some Crisco... Damn, Mom must have used it all on the last batch of cookies. You turn. You see a banana. You immediately think of the baking skills your mother taught you. That's right... You remember what happens to banana when you mush it in a bowl... It gets wet and slimy.
You quickly grab the banana, run back into the room, ask your hot victim if he trusts you, and all while not waiting for the answer, open the banana, mush it in your hands, and rub it all over his throbbing cock.
He squeals in pleasure, and the room smells like banana cream pie.
The end.
by RyedMstr November 09, 2015
Banana nut bread is a sexual act that requires three things. Requirement one is a man with a curved penis, the banana. The second is a woman with an active yeast infection, the bread. The third requirement is that the man must have sex with the woman and ejaculate inside her vagina, the nut. Banana nut bread.
.... and she had a yeast infection so I finally got to do the banana nut bread! Now I have this weird rash though....
by Rupert the great! January 29, 2016
'Go Go Bananas' is a ferocious war cry hollered by noble warriors when running off to tackle a problem in a courageous and sometimes suicidal head-on manner.
It's best said in a badly faked American accent for extra hilarity.
It's best said in a badly faked American accent for extra hilarity.
Private: "Seargent, the tangos are multiplying and out numbering us 100 to 1, we need to act fast!"
Seargent: "We'll hit them with a head on charge, and tickle their bottoms!"
Private: "Thats suicide, you'll kill us all!"
Seargent: "GO GO BANANAS!"
..many bottoms were tickled that day, lest we forget...
Seargent: "We'll hit them with a head on charge, and tickle their bottoms!"
Private: "Thats suicide, you'll kill us all!"
Seargent: "GO GO BANANAS!"
..many bottoms were tickled that day, lest we forget...
by Muffinkisses and Candycuddles. August 28, 2010
by yachtmen December 01, 2008
*blender sounds*
Richie.. what the..
*takes a sip of the chocolate bananaeey goodness* ahhhhh
chocolate banana milkshake.
*corey behind me*: why did you just write "chocolate banana milkshake?"
me: because it says i have to.
Richie.. what the..
*takes a sip of the chocolate bananaeey goodness* ahhhhh
chocolate banana milkshake.
*corey behind me*: why did you just write "chocolate banana milkshake?"
me: because it says i have to.
by theMadHatter May 09, 2006