Bill: OMFG! i thought this shit was over so i wiped, but it was only the eye of the storm.
John: It was the infamous hurricane shit.
John: It was the infamous hurricane shit.
by Krabinnasandbox February 23, 2010
A person who is so full of shit, that if you would prick a needle through the skin, it would literally start to flow liquid shit. It so fucked up, that anything this person touches turns into shit too. Pure fecal matter. Also take note, listening to these kinds of people is extremely dangerous to your health, half an hour can turn your own brain to shit and will follow by self destructive behavior, also a you may develop anger issues afterwards. When encountering such being you should proceed with caution.
"Ronald said, he hates most of all men who cheat."
"Isn't Ronald the guy who has cheated every girl he has been with?"
"That's right."
"Man, this guy is shit with skin"
"Isn't Ronald the guy who has cheated every girl he has been with?"
"That's right."
"Man, this guy is shit with skin"
by mr Lintz May 04, 2015
When players from the Junior Varsity team also play on the Varsity team and try to do cool moves but fail.
by jvstar February 01, 2011
A dog owner carrying a see-through bag of shit while walking their dog. Though they are being responsible by picking up their dog's crap, nevertheless, they are walking around with a bag of nasty shit in their hands!
by Macphilia June 14, 2009
Resulting from BG's (bubble guts), Shit Hammer is word for word the same definition as Water Hammer (the concussion and accompanying noise that results when a volume of water moving in a pipe suddenly stops or loses momentum), but replace "volume of water" with "volume of SHIT" and the sudden stop in pipe is your SHIT hitting your sphincter causing your full intestinal track to rattle uncontrollably, and therefor making you believe your gonna SHIT YOUR PANTS!!!!
Your sitting in a quite place where the focus is on someome else when suddenly the focus gets turned on you, because you experienced Shit Hammer.
by Fruital-Bingo October 17, 2009
The old man was so fat and lazy that he never cleaned the parrots' cages... so shit hills were formed by their constant shitting in the same spots over and over.
by mrdonn November 17, 2011
noun. the inability to recall the simplest of details or solve the easiest of problems. a brain shit is much more serious than a Brain Fart.
by Brent Handles November 25, 2009