ghost post 

Social media posts written for a brand by a dedicated writer and not by a salaried employee of the company.

Who has the time to update social media? I have a company to run, and I don't want to hire someone for $30K+ a year. Let's just ghost post it. So easy, it's scary.

ghost post by puresurplus May 16, 2011

Wet Lamp Post 

Sexual activity, where the male's penis is drenched in a beverage (such as alcohol) and then sucked clean by a partner.

"Hey foxy grandpa, can I give you a wet lamp post?"

Wet Lamp Post by Webster That's Me November 21, 2011

Rage post

When a facebook, myspace or twitter user is mad and makes a status out of complete rage and noone gets it or even notices it

kid: oh man i just rage posted...

man: all my news feed is rage posts D:

Rage post by CA-MACHO October 18, 2011

Lamp post 

The place in Narnia marking where the wardrobe is.

Mr. Tumnus met Lucy by the lamp post.

Lamp post by Starrgrl October 23, 2009

Lamp post 

Former Aresnal and current Chelsea striker Olivier Giroud.

"Arsenal and Tottenham have gone and brought good players. Who have we bought? The lamp post from Arsenal"

"Back then we had Drogba. Who do we have now? That lamp post Giroud!!!"

Lamp post by Angry rantman June 16, 2018

local poking post 

a girl(or guy) that is known to be extremely easy and is receptive to depraved acts like rimjobs and ass to mouth. they are typically reputed to have every cock in town stuck in every opening on their body at least once.

candice leigh price is an example of a local poking post

local poking post by josh younggayblood February 14, 2008

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If you do, I will end your family life.

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Please do not like this post by co5oo November 9, 2019