Jacob

Noun

Derogatory term for a narcissistic beta gymnast

You're such a Jacob, get away from me.

by Smexy Satan November 24, 2021

Jacob Heath

CEO of hentai, Adidas tracksuits and Slavs. Has countless hentai memes and potatoes. Creator of the Spinach and Potato muffin
Say the word feminism if you wish to die at the hands of this man

“I tried Jacob Heaths muffins, I threw up on my child”
“I did a Jacob Heath and I annoyed a feminist”

by Slavicweeb April 28, 2020

jacob

fat as fuck and always has to say some dumb shit, jacob usually is the darkest in his friend group

no one: .....
jacob: i want a twinkie

by realassniggashit April 23, 2020

jacob

hide your watch,caravan,bike or any possessions as they will be stolen

jacob:run me your watch pussio

by wibble March 30, 2022

jacob ss

the gentlest, kindest, most handsome man ever. he can really get rowdy in bed. really likes to whip nae nae during sexual intercourse

tazmanian: wow, jacob ss, that's amazing!
jacob: I know, i was born to whip nae nae!
*violently whip nae naes*

by tazmaniandd November 25, 2021

davey jacobs

a homosexual newsboy. he is played by ben fankhauser in newsies the broadway musical. he’s known for being quirky and gay and knowing more stuff than the other newsies. he has a younger brother named les and a non-canon husband (jack kelly)

woah, it’s davey jacobs and his younger brother les!

by newsiesisamazing November 25, 2023

jacob

he has a MASSSISVE pp

jacob has a massive pp

by i87654esxcvghi April 29, 2022