fondle rocks

The action of playing with a dude's balls while sucking him off.

Dakota likes to fondle rocks when he blows the homeless people that live under the bridge.

by ErlongDingDong October 23, 2017

Rock Driveway

A shitty unpaved driveway made of loose gravel. Usually owned by total retards who need to kill themselves by diving headfirst off of their roof onto their rock driveway.

Adam, fuck you man, you have a rock driveway. Just go kill yourself!

by Genious Yak March 25, 2017

Kid Rock

Kid Rock refers to when a pregnant woman is fucked in the ass while screaming rock lyrics and deepthroating a guitar.

My wife Kid Rocks daily.

by Balls Obama September 04, 2023

Hybrid Rock

The combination of two different genres of rock music (i.e. Grunge/Metal, Punk/Hard Rock, Hair Metal/Scream, Death/Punk) and/or the introduction of a completely different genre(i.e. Dub step, Hip Hop, Country, Oldies) into a song or songs to form a new version of rock or "Hybrid Rock".

That new Hybrid Rock was wicked!!!!

by DEZ!!! September 20, 2014

rock patrol

Someone searching the carpet looking for imaginary dropped crack cocaine rocks. Patroler Usually winds up smoking pieces of plaster or popcorn cieling.

Jimmy thinks he dropped a chunk now he's on rock patrol.

by Luvmechanic May 06, 2016

Rock blocked

A term used while skating that describes when a rock jams your wheel

Fuck, I scraped my knee after getting rock blocked.

by LightNaCl February 07, 2022

rock kicker

Someone who doesn't do anything productive with their time in prison. A rock kicker doesn't take any classes or programs.

Rascal will never make parole if he doesn't stop being a rock kicker.

by PrisonSlanger May 04, 2015