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Chocolate Rocks

"Dude, you just stepped in a dog's chocolate rocks"
by ilovemycatalex September 2, 2011
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Rocking Horse

An old device for entertaining children in the shape of a horse. The child sits on the body of the wooden horse and rocks quickly back and forth. If there are two children in the same room, they hold a competition of who can stay on through the most violent rocking. Bonus points if you get thrown over the front.
The boy played on the rocking horse in his nursery, somehow defying its design and not flinging himself over the front
Two children took turns rocketing themselves over the head of their wooden rocking horse with the sharp teeth
by Liza Jasper February 26, 2023
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Rock Minutes

when someone is slow like a rock
AT LEAST 3 times the amount said
"alr brb 3 Rock Minutes"

*20 minutes later*
"back"
by Mancho L: January 16, 2023
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Fupa On The Rocks

Jeff: Hey you want Fupa On The Rocks
Bill: What’s that?
Jeff: Pounding dead pussy
by ILoveTaxFraud69 October 30, 2023
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rock waterfall

Urinating on one's own scrotum, often by accident.
Steve's pants were too tight, and it was very hot out. He had to keep drinking water, so inevitably he wound up having to pee. He entered a McDonald's, and when he got into the bathroom, he realized he also needed to poop. So he sat down on the toilet, and as he let out his stream of urine, he did not yet realize the degree to which sweat had glued his scrotum to his shaft, and received a rock waterfall.
by Eric Jean April 18, 2018
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Mock-Rock

A semi-derogatory term originating in the the UK in the 1970s to describe a band that purports to playing rock music but is not the ‘real-deal’ and is “manufactured” to appear tougher and more gritty than they are.

Usually used when a band reaches a wide audience seemingly through reputation rather than by ability AKA “The Emporer’s new clothes”

These bands are often liked by 15-25 year old males who work in Estate Agents or Building Societies during the week but at weekends put on the obligatory band t shirts which MUST be coloured BLACK (and which can be worn with an optional bandana).
Queen are not real rockers they are just mock-rock. The mock-rockers Aerosmith.
by One Eyed Pete October 28, 2018
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Rock Socket

My dog drags its Rock Socket across the rug!!!
by Shfinctor November 1, 2018
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