You see that chair? That's your mom. You see that bucket of tuna? That's also your mom. You know why? Because your mom is an omnipresent mother.
by CLOUD BU February 27, 2022
Person1:doing your mother
Person2:what
Person2:what
by Lynx is dum August 24, 2022
Swearing on your mother is a way to make sure someone isnt lying.
If the promise is broken, the person has every right to fuck your mother.
If the promise is broken, the person has every right to fuck your mother.
H: Yo I swear on my mums life I didn't cheat!
G: Then whats this picture?
H: +9080217490 is her number
(Swearing On your Mother)
G: Then whats this picture?
H: +9080217490 is her number
(Swearing On your Mother)
by Iblah January 12, 2022
The worst one of them all.
by yeaaaok March 29, 2018
by mallwest16 November 07, 2014
The baddest bitch alive. A real stepper. Mother Wata is a boss. Wata doesn’t take No for an answer. She is destined for greatness. A true legend if you didn’t know. The only person wetter than a fish. Real player like. Wata could make a hoe slip. A real Star, fish. Wata is a musician, know for her bars and melodies. Wata is sometimes called fresh wata because she always giving a look. The moral of the story is BE LIKE WATA. Don’t be a buster.
by MOTHER WATA November 24, 2021
Mother's Law; noun
The Mother version of Murphy's Law.
As originally defined in Mikayla's Dictionary published 2024;
When a mom's time and motivation align perfectly to complete tasks otherwise usually pushed aside for lack of time or motivation alignment, the Mother's children will then undoubtedly become extraordinarily clingy, perform dangerous acts and hurt themselves requiring comfort and consoling, fight with siblings (both verbally and physically) and cause various alternative chaotic acts within the home environment, therefore causing the tasks or projects to yet again go undone or possibly worsen.
The Mother version of Murphy's Law.
As originally defined in Mikayla's Dictionary published 2024;
When a mom's time and motivation align perfectly to complete tasks otherwise usually pushed aside for lack of time or motivation alignment, the Mother's children will then undoubtedly become extraordinarily clingy, perform dangerous acts and hurt themselves requiring comfort and consoling, fight with siblings (both verbally and physically) and cause various alternative chaotic acts within the home environment, therefore causing the tasks or projects to yet again go undone or possibly worsen.
I finally had the time and willpower to (insert task here) but then the kids went feral - that's Mothers Law for you!
by Mom's fan May 05, 2024