john whit

Sexy as heck. The lady’s man, he always gets the girls with his sexy hair, and his curvy body.

John Whit is hot.

by Lewis McRight May 6, 2018

John Smith

The name assigned to one seeking to remove attention to themselves when going undercover in a corporate setting. Usually a quiet type, often siloed to a single project, but always paired with the Target at some point. Not uncommon to be paired with a manager with a first name like Larry or Joe in the case of corporate takeovers.

Hey man, I hear we’ve just hired a new engineer named John Smith to take over your project… and some new manager to oversee it named Joe. Foster the people bro’ - this could be the end for us.

by Justzisguyyaknow September 18, 2021

John Olivering

When you go to extreme lengths, sometimes do extremely weird, sometimes expensive, or petty antics, in order to getting a point your trying to make.

"Hey man don't you think you've made your point?"
No way man. John Olivering it will definitely get the message across

by IceBear7232 October 27, 2022

Albert-John

This nigga is the realist nigga in nigga history.

Albert-John has a large pp

by OomAlbert November 24, 2021

John Key

The act of pulling on a girl's ponytail

"You better put that hair in a bun or imma John Key yo ass"

by Jacinda Arden November 30, 2021

Gorgeous john

The man, the myth, the legend. Professional beaver hunter, don’t forget to keep the lemonade.

“I wonder what happened to gorgeous John”
“He went out hard”

by Beanjuice52 September 1, 2022

dapper john

Dapper John is a legendary south Augusta Paremedic with the hair to prove it

That is one dapper John

That... is... dapper john

by Turtle907 February 10, 2017