air

look around you

"hey bob where's the air"
"why the fuck are you asking me this question?

by Galactixer October 31, 2020

iPhone air

the controversial iPhone released alongside the iPhone 17 family. It needs another battery pack, the processor is somehow slower than the regular iPhone 17 despite being labelled as A19 “pro” and costs more and has just one outer camera. You’d be better off even with an iPhone 16 pro.

The iPhone air is controversial.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 20, 2025

A Breath Of Fresh Air

When someone does not think they smell or stink.

Person 1: Hey brother, do you believe you smell or stink?
Person 2: No brother, I am A Breath Of Fresh Air.

by TheGravelDesign January 3, 2025

air vent

when a small cold breeze floats up between the ass cheeks and into ones anal cavity

“I hate air vents, they are always so surprising and make my weewee small”

by airventedin1997 January 24, 2020

The Air-Monarchian Genocide

The Air-Monarchian Genocide is a slang term derived in reference to the Armenian Genocide, and describes the burning of nike apparel by racially insensitive caucasian americans following Nikes ads featuring Colin Kaepernick in honor of their 30th Anniversary. The genocide refers to the mass produced lower end nike models usually owned by those who are now boycotting the brand.

Dom: Hey Joe, whats wrong?
Joe: (kicks rock) My old racist grandma is taking part in the Air-Monarchian Genocide and I’m afraid shes going to destroy my apparel!
Dom: Don’t worry bro we can just put her in a nursing home

by Peter M. Hampton September 4, 2018

Air-DJ

The gen-z version of the air-guitarist. Amed with their pre-recorded DJ set, usually seen with their fingers flying off every random unused knob of the mixer like their fingers are getting burnt on the knobs.

Air guitar is so yesterday, it's all about the air-DJ now

by Lektroid March 20, 2024

air sax

The act of pretending to play the saxophone without having a physical saxophone within your possession.

*See also; air guitar, air drums etc.

"'Careless Whisper' is an Air Sax classic"

"I hear 'Baker Street' and feel an uncontrollable urge to Air Sax, and there's no shame in that"

by TheRealDjPCol January 22, 2022