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Real Malfets

Satanic sect located in Burkina Faso. They are characterized by dark humor and their star position, which they recreate wherever they go.
They feed by hunting small specimens of pikens and ñolis.
When you see a group of people forming a star position the best you can do is run, maybe it is the last thing you see.
Look! Real Malfets position! Run!
by Royal Catalan Academy November 23, 2021
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Sending it's real

Sending it's real. That's a good send.
by Neptunesounds October 2, 2021
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Real estate

A crisis makes a lot of people a lot of money. You would think people looking to make money in real estate would want a crisis to go on for a while, to get more and more people paranoid enough to buy houses spaced a half mile apart somewhere.
The virus crisis is something people involved in real estate love, but it's going to fuck traffic up in areas that were once out in the country for everyone else, including the people moving out to these areas from densely crowded cities.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
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Real

The words a man speaks when he’s at his limit
that tiktok was real
by Literally_Ryan_Gosling July 14, 2023
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gin if real

any average, unkempt and bland looking male with brown hair and facial hair and absolutely expressionless thousand kilometer stare
scott howl.. yep gin if real
big boss mgs... yep gin if real (No! that is not solid snake)
professur birch... yep gin if real
herobrine? yep gin if real
barbie? yes gin if real
eggman? eggman nega? no! that is gin if real
harry dubois? yes that is gin if real
blacksmith guy from genshit impact , yes that is gin if real if gacha

also call me on whtasapp i resell vintage and ket
by sirsquirg April 4, 2024
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Lennonnhardtt the real one

Very funny guy with a 1.6 litre four-stroke turbocharged 90 degree V6 double-overhead camshaft reciprocating engine as a laughing muscle (make sure it doesn't overheat!).
Besides their profession as social assi they're also known for being professional bodybuilders, CS:GO players and under the pseudonym of "Helene Fischer" german Schlagericons.
But not everyone is suitable to provide for a Lennonnhardtt, a common problem is the feeding of them as they need shit loads of food.
"What is this guy doing with a Truck at the supermarket?"
"No worries, he's probably just buying breakfast for his Lennonnhardtt the real one"
by definetlynotLolcnoflxF July 15, 2021
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bitch u fo real

Commonly said when u fuck something up.
oops i fucked ur bitch. Bitch u fo real???
by rodrah February 24, 2017
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