milk jug prayer

The prospect of answered prayer is generally relegated to any one of three possible responses: Affirmative (your selected mountain is now relocated), Negative (nope, negative, try again later) and perhaps (you're not quite worthy yet, hold please, etc)
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.

In prayed for rain last night.
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!

by YAWA July 21, 2022

milk on your breath

A very young and naive person (baby-like) (Babies drink milk)

Example: You are too young to try to step to me ...you still have milk on ypur breath! milk breath milk on your breath youngster youngblood

by E-Catwoman1255 August 19, 2016

Green Bean Milk

Mommy’s green bean milk. Heaven if you ever get to try it. If you ever get a taste of it you’ll instantly want more.

“I’m hungry what should I get?”
“You can never go wrong with green bean milk”
“Your right!”

by greenbeanmilk August 19, 2019

other 99% of milk

A way to combat the fearsome ruling in the milk community: some believe that the other 98% of milk is the rarest object in the game, but it is clear that those mortals who follow such beliefs have the brain of a "dumb person" (a human who believes in the rarity of the other 98% of milk).

Dumb Person: The other 98% of milk is so rare!
Intelligent Human: Nah bro, you must not have heard of the other 99% of milk.

by the man with milk May 23, 2020

milking the prostate

when and if a pregnant woman rubs her breasts upward/downward and inside the asscrack of her lover or sexual partner. (strait orientation)

and so she continued to satisfy me in bed with new sexual positions like milking the prostate with her tits up and down my ass

by cam-o flazsh July 4, 2011

milk shake

a fruit drink, often shaked

Mmmm milk shake

by kris watts May 6, 2004

aged like milk

A phrase that looks fine, but years later becomes basically irrelevant.

(Trump wins in 2016)
"Maybe it won't be so bad."

4 years later

Dang, that aged like milk.

by BokuWaBoingo January 19, 2021