mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024

Hoes mad

This is what happends if a hoe yells at you

Carl Wheezer: Look a croissant i took it from a girl
Jimmy Neutron: Hoes mad

by School is hell ok September 25, 2020

Mads

To "do a mads" is a synonym for stealing the the girl from a good friend. Mads is an abbreviation for Mad Stealer, and a person who act "mads" several times is often also called "Mr. Steal Your Girl". a "mads" is both defined as a positive and negative term, since a "mads" is often extremely attractive, but also cockblocking a good friend.

Joey did a "mads" when he got together with a classmate's girlfriend.

by golden windmill February 1, 2019

mad jealousy

thats when someone is so upset and jealous they get so mad and do hateful evil stuff to a person and try to ruin their life, try to lock them up in prison , lie on him with the worst crimes like child rape, or say hes not real hes a robot or an artificial intelligence, say hes crazy or mentally ill or drunk or on drugs. and will do this non stop until one of them is dead or arrested forever. THIS ANGERS ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GODTHE CREATOR OF ALL SO MUCH AND PUNISH THIS PERSN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE

mad jealousy is killing our world and our future.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

mad stick

To get a big dick and have a little fun with it

Yah that mad stick is fun to play with

by Seabass42 January 27, 2016

Chick Mad

When someone becomes ultra enraged defending their point of view beyond the point of reasonableness despite all logic and, especially, facts leading to the contrary. In most cases, men are the victims of the wrath of someone who has become chick mad.

When we asked the new, effeminate waiter to separate the tab in the same pub we had been drinking in and separating tabs for years, he became chick mad in his insistance to the contrary despite our history in the bar, the fact that we tip at around 50% of said tabs and the manager saying there was no such policy.

by kdphx October 29, 2010

Mad Driver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of one half of a Mad Dog (MD 20/20 -- any flavor) and filling the remainder of the bottle with 80 proof vodka.

I was bombed off my ass riding down the road on my bicycle. I shouldn't have had that Mad Driver.

by charliekelly August 19, 2008