by antibac May 27, 2011
Get the jik-lip mug.A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.
First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.
Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.
First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.
Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.
"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."
"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"
"That's great advice mom, thank you"
"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"
"That's great advice mom, thank you"
by Dome luver July 31, 2022
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025
Get the I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Right Vermillion Border On Tips..... mug.When you awkwardly smile at someone just to realize you have stuck lip. The face a dog makes when it hasn’t had enough water and you physically have to pull it’s lip out from it’s teeth. Having such a dry mouth, that your lip folds itself over and sticks to your teeth. When you physically have to fish out your lip from your dry teeth.
Guy “can I buy you a drink”
Girl spins around “sure”
Guy “uhh I gotta....I gotta hit the bathroom”
Girl “omg I totally just got stuck lip”
Walking down the side walk and politely smiling at someone, just to have your smile not come back down. “Damn stuck lip”
Girl spins around “sure”
Guy “uhh I gotta....I gotta hit the bathroom”
Girl “omg I totally just got stuck lip”
Walking down the side walk and politely smiling at someone, just to have your smile not come back down. “Damn stuck lip”
by GamerQueen95 July 18, 2020
Get the Stuck Lip mug.After engaging in dirty anal sex, your weiner is covered in fecal matter and the lucky lady of the evening sucks it off resulting in a nice brown ring around her mouth.
"Claude ass slammed that coke whore last night and she sucked his dick. She ended up with some dirty lip gloss. Tee Hee."
by jaegerdon January 28, 2010
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