jackron

A combination between "jackass" and "moron"
Commonly used while road raging.

"Get out of the way, jackron!"

by drealope April 8, 2008

Jacksonville, Florida

The breeding grounds of Marching Band people. They migrate there between december and January, and then everythinggg happens.

I went up to a band bus in Jacksonville, Florida and some crazy shit was happening there, mann.

by birdsarecwazy12321 April 27, 2010

Jacksnap

A combination jackoff session, snack, then a nap. Usually in that order.

Sally Balls: It's 5pm, you're still in your robe?
Tony: It's my day off. Been jacksnappin' all day.
Sally Balls: Must be nice.

by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013

jacksonphobia

Being scared of michael jackson

Timmy has Jacksonphobia.

by Jackson is scary March 30, 2021

Michael Jacksoned

To Michael Jackson means to die

Friend on street: Big bird, Mr Hooper Michael Jacksoned.

Big Bird: What the beans does that mean?

Friend on street: It means he DIED.

by Brooke hayes 4ever21 October 7, 2016

Jacksoff

Jacksoff is a traditional African name that usually white people have. Said person would mostly be quiet because they're smart enough to know when to hush. However they are quite the party animal when they get to know you. Very very attractive. Jacksoff enjoys wearing lacy things.

Beth - "Oh my god; did you see that chick?!"
Maple - "That had to of been a Jacksoff."
Beth - "Totally."

by Jacksoffinpublic May 26, 2012

jacksonphobia

Having a fear of michael jackson

Hey Timmy, i have jacksonphobia.

by Jackson is scary March 30, 2021