Instagramp

1. Someone who proves they are old by unironically admitting they are not on social media

2. When you meet a kid you didn’t know you had, and they immediately introduce you to their child

I got Instagramped by my girlfriend when I admitted that I couldn’t watch the video she texted me.

by Hugh Lee Gann March 20, 2026

Instaplayer

A well established player, in any specific trade - self made and ready to win

The dude went from local pro to instaplayer overnight.

by Interiorfix February 17, 2025

Instable

Eshaans version of instable.

Muhsin Is instable.

by Namaji February 21, 2025

Instagram reels

Instagram reels are one of the most strangest places on the internet. you'd see random shit or either the darkest humor you'll ever see, or NSFW And Gore cause 2 weeks ago Instagram got their fyp nuked with gore and nsfw. They're darkest place is the comment section although I find them funny. They basically go on black people (especially georgo floyd) and make dark jokes over them it's the same with other races. They claim themselves "nazis of the internet". They have a good hatred on tiktok.

A disabled kid trying to score a basketball on a reel.
Person 1: "STRIKE IT AINT HARD"
Person 2: it's just instagram reels really dark..

by Cartineverdropping March 13, 2025

Instagramablised

To put a finish on a piece of work that would make it instagramable

Somebody wants a piece of work done on there business and they want it to be instagramable and when a person that does this work. That piece of work was instagramablised.

by GrahamSetantaMuayThai April 1, 2025

Instagrammablise

To instagrammablise something Is to take something and make it instagrammable.

Can you instagrammablise my photo?

by GrahamSetantaMuayThai April 1, 2025

Instagrammabliser

Someone that takes something and makes it instagrammable.

When I want to make something instagrammable, I contact an instagrammabliser.

by GrahamSetantaMuayThai April 1, 2025