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Mud monkey

The name given to a completely useless project manager who is incapable of making any decisions for themselves and consistently use employees with far superior knowledge to answer questions and write emails for them while they take the credit for your work.
You know our project manager is a real mud monkey he is completely useless and might as well live out his life as a fudge dragon!
by Phlegm monkey September 16, 2017
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Mud Monkey

A massive, 5lb pile of shit sitting in your underwear, telling you to go back to diapers.
"Bob laid a big mud monkey in his underwear to cool off his asshole, after being brutally assaulted by his uncle."
by Cloud126 April 19, 2023
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mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.
may we all be mud monsters
by DefinitelyCoveredinShit September 17, 2021
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Mud Bending

When someone deficates on another person without being conscious of doing it to someone.
Person 1: How was that music festival?

Person 2: It was mostly rad, until I saw this really messed up chick mud bending on my third best friend Chadley.

person 1: Eww that is so gross!

person 2: Tell that to my third best friend Chadley.
by Bedroom Buddha December 5, 2019
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Mud Froggin

A term used by police in Mount Vernon NY (Murderville) for chasing black folks off of the corners. Otherwise you have to listen to their soul full lament (Ghetto Blasters) and clean up the dead bodies in the morning which is VERY annoying.

Derived from walking up to a fish pond where the mud frogs are hanging out. They see you and jump in the water to keep from getting caught.
Sergeant Joe said to police officer Mario "Get to mud frogging I can't hear the police radio over this rap music"
by Joedecop September 20, 2014
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Mud raisin

An anus.
She only let me hit the mud raisin because she said she was a virgin.
by Mud-raisin July 26, 2016
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Walk the mud of them thangs

Going with the flow, a southern way of saying it is what it is.
“Man sometimes you just gotta walk the mud of them thangs
by HVACunt04 June 20, 2025
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