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god in a can

That song's like God in a can its so good
by Taco Mann October 23, 2007
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gods eyebooger

a very annoying person who is not liked by anyone.this is refering to god just flicking them to to earth as a piece of crap.
wow that girl is really gods eyebooger
by royal marine March 11, 2009
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Gods' Trifecta

Someone who has been fucked over by God with genetics, (a genetic disgrace.) Gods' Trifecta is when your fat, ugly and bald this especially pertains to a woman with these characteristics. Totally unsavory, The Lord continues to work in mysterious ways.
This woman came shuffling in with the mail today, she received Gods' Trifecta. She was 300 pounds, looked like Mortimer snerd and had the hairline of Peter Boyle.
by Sundialist93 February 12, 2014
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Awesome God

God is terrific! He is all wonderful and totally spectacular! God is an awesome God!
The kids in the Sunday School class loved singing a song telling that God is an awesome God!
by myra jane nelson May 13, 2015
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God-spam

Can take the form of 'inspirational' posts on social media or pamphlets left in a laundromat, a bus/stop, or on a door knob. Always is a nuisance, and always describes God's conditional love for otherwise worthless creations of his own likeness.
I was waiting on the bus and there was god-spam all over the place from the jehova's witness.
I hate Sundays on facebook, my family god-spams everything.
by yaboytofu July 12, 2016
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Black god

The man that is helping out in area 51 yes he is black I'm not racist but he is the allies leader along with Neil Armstrong
by Polar_ArtzAlot July 21, 2019
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Clout God

A ÇLØÜT GÖD is someone who has TOO MUCH CLOUT. They are the ONE and ONLY reason the Earth has not imploded in on it's self. They wear sexy ass glasses and assert their dominance by t-posing. With these traits added up, one truly becomes a "ÇLØÜT GÖD"
Person 1- Look at the guy over there with those red glasses.
Person 2- How the fuck do you not know the Clout God?!?
by I<3Uz July 22, 2019
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