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Goat Donkey

While Geof thinks Heather's ass is fine, Jordan is the true Goat Donkey.
by Mr Crowley July 3, 2025
mugGet the Goat Donkeymug.

Goated nigga fallacy

Completely ignore what your opponent is saying whilsts sticking a finger up your ass, fingering yourself and staying to you backward arguments, despite getting proven wrong.
This form of argumentation makes the opposition want to shoot themselves.
Kosovo had a better age under albanians? Nah, I'm just gonna bring up irrelevant points to show that serbs DID do some things in kosovo, but not enough compared to albanians but still enough for me to bring up and cope about it like.
Goated nigga fallacy!
by Smell ya later April 21, 2025
mugGet the Goated nigga fallacymug.

Goat

The use of a small Palestinian man to rob a bank
by EGOmobo May 17, 2021
mugGet the Goatmug.

The Pet Goat

1. KITE HIT STEEL PLANE MUST E T LET
2. The Pet Goat E.T.T.
3. The girl had a Pet Goat; E L D A T T
4. She liked to go hunting (running?) with her pet goat. E D O O G H R T T
5. She played with her Goat in Her house. E D H R T N R E
6. She played with her Goat in Her yard. E D H R T N R D
7. But the goat did something that made the girls Dad MAD T E T D G T E E S D D
8. The Goat BROKE CHAINS.E T E S
9. DAN & BA Kayn?? BA 10 and EAN) AND
10. E A KAYN ??) (DAN BA10 BA TA )WHAT! One day he ATE the CAT E Y E E E T ?
11. One day her Dad said, that Goat must go. E Y R D D , T T T O
12. He EATS TOO MANY THINGS E S O Y S Rattle Sound on audio ... EATS (sounded out)
14. The girl said, that if you let The Goat stay with us I will see that he won't stops eating all those things. E L D, T F U T E T Y H S I L E T E S G L E S
15. Her Dad said WE WILL TIME IT R D D, E L E T
16. Her Dad Said We will try it. R D D, E L Y T
17. So the GOATS they and the GIRL they stop EATING all those things GARBLED 'except Cows In Chains'? O E S Y D E L Y P G L E S MISSING
18. But one day a car robber came to the girl's house. T E Y A R R E O E S E
19. He saw a big red car near the house and said I will steal that car. E W A G D R R E E
20. He ran to the car and started to open the door. E N O E R D D O N E R
21. The Girl and The Goat were playing in the back yard. E L D E T E G N E K D
22. They did not see the car robber. Y D T E E R R
23. More to Come E O E
The pet goat, Per earlier guess, of course, REVERSE IT (it's a good starting GUESS) from web archive www occupythebanks com/2012/08/illuminati-pet-goat-911-deciphered-live.html
by Whatsit2yaa May 5, 2022
mugGet the The Pet Goatmug.

goat noise

Fuck that goat noise! That sounds like a bunch of goat noise!
by Danbot1 June 15, 2018
mugGet the goat noisemug.

Stinky Goat

When a guy is having explosive diarrhea while their partner is giving him a blowjob simultaneously. The feces is so explosive that it splashes out of the toilet bowl and covers the partners chin, resembling a goatee.
My IBS was flaring up the other night. At least I was able to give my girl a stinky goat.
by Gary Giveittoya October 16, 2020
mugGet the Stinky Goatmug.

Goat

Goat; Someone who are usually a strong player but misplayed.
Being the Goat isn't a baaa-d thing, you just messed up!
by Christian2345678222 October 4, 2019
mugGet the Goatmug.

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