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Fake friend

Denis literally being fake by going to watch harry potter instead of coming to JT to talk with me
by Micgaek leal May 7, 2024
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Fake friend

Someone that will talk about you behind your back and then act like they never did anything wrong.

Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.

Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.

~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Fake friend: Omg, girl, that necklace is so cute! Where did you get it?

Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.

Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.

Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.

Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.

•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•

Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!

Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.

Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?

Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.

Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!

•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
by hmu whenever December 4, 2018
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Faking it

When you’re pretending to be something or do something. You know if you’re faking it. If you’re questioning it then it isn’t faking.
Person 1: You arent trans you’re faking it

Person 2: im not...
by NUMEROUSBEESONBICYCLES April 7, 2021
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fake eater

When a person claims to be an eater and shares opinions only real eaters would have to insinuate a false motion
She was talking all about how much she loves dick but is a virgin, such a fake eater.
by Digitadedsec September 19, 2023
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National Fake Friend Day

National Fake Friend Day is celebrated on May 26th . On this day post your “fakest” friends, and drop anyone you feel like you can’t trust .
Tomorrow is National Fake Friend Day, i’m posting *****”
by cartiismysavior May 22, 2023
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fake cheese

It is a cheese that looks like plastic and tastes like crap
I'm gonna make a sandwich

Dont use that cheese!

Why?

It's from walmart so it's fake cheese!
by Skuttle larva March 8, 2019
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When "Asian" telecallers start speaking with a fake American accent after being on the job for a week. Usually done when they're meeting people for the first time; it usually disappears in a half hour or so because they can't escape the urge to talk normally again.
She was a pretty girl with a hot personality but when her F.A.S. (fake accent syndrome) kicks in she is so YUCK !!
by wangqiu May 18, 2014
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