Drunk girl whisperers

This is the friend that you have that attracts all of the drunk girls. Whether it is emotionally, physically, mentally, they help the random drunk girl in need. No questions asked.

Abbi and Sydney were the drunk girl whisperers to the girl who had daddy issues.

by Abbi and Sydney February 26, 2021

Drunk

When you family friend shives bourbon down your dad’s throat (preferably your Mexican tia)

Tia: come on just one more
( three shots later) your dad and tia are DRUNK fighting in the living room

by Nobylomaim March 11, 2021

Blake Drunk

When you drink too much and you get up and leave the party without saying a word. Your wife suddenly chases after you.

Man, I was Blake Drunk last night. Good times!

by Jmpatx March 12, 2021

I’m drunk

Sorry but I am really drunk right now. The Jim Beam apple cider. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA making me drunk.

I’m drunk and I apologize but I got into the bourbon and I could not help myself

by WorseThanHitler March 17, 2021

Retarded High Drunk

Find a kid with downs then get him high and drunk

“Hey remember Nate, we got him retarded high drunk”

by Conbeau156 April 17, 2021

burger drunk

That gross, sweaty, sticky kind of feeling when you eat too much salami, meat, or cheese. Usually the product of a soda-based sugar high and a carb-based food coma crash.

I can't handle another trip to In-n-Out this week, I'm still sweating and burger drunk from last night.

by Burgy McDrunkerson April 18, 2021

drunk

are you drunk?

person a: are you drunk
person b: yes

by mklkjfsldjfskljdfls April 21, 2021