pitt drunk

to get so drunk that you piss and shit yourself and snort oxy cottons while failing to wheel

im gonna get so pitt drunk tonight
oh man i was so pitt drunk lastnight
jordan pitt is such a pussy only fags get pitt drunk
pitt drunk is for pussys

by tylerpitts November 24, 2010

Sunday Drunk

Sunday Drunk is a lower level of drunk that allows you to forget about tomorrow whilst respecting that it will still come in due time.

Bre, “You sound different tonight are you ok?”

Greg, “why do you say that?”
Bre, “well your eyes look fine but your speech is slurred.”
Greg, “Oh; that’s because I’m Sunday Drunk.”
Bre, “What’s that?”
Greg, “It’s going to be a long week; Matthew in logistics is going to screw up and Clare in payroll punches in late and just clicks approve all at 9am, and our new temp Kendra thinks because she’s a piece of ass she doesn’t need to lift a finger. This is how I forget about what I’m about to walk into to on Monday!”

by Reyer May 07, 2018

Wet Drunk

When you are so drunk that you have a shine to your face (probably sweat!)

Look at him, he is wet drunk!

by AG30 November 06, 2022

Syrup drunk

Having too much codiene or syrup from maple syrup or a Shirley temple. You may start acting like a total idiot.

I'm so syrup drunk right now, I think you're going to have to drive.

by Evanchiladas March 13, 2017

drunk spam

When a person who otherwise lives a seemingly boring life messages ridiculous bullshit to others while drunk, with aim to embellish their inhibited state in an effort to appear more interesting and fun.

That person is trying to prove they’re having a good time by sending out meaningless “Drunk Spam”.

by xcrozx December 22, 2021

trippy drunk

When you’ve smoked and maybe drank a lot and you feel like you’re there, but not actually there. You can see clearly, it’s just that you can’t stand without feeling like you’re head is spinning around

Hey bro are you ok?

Looks like you’re “trippy drunk”

by Idkanymore1324 September 12, 2021

a drunk teenager

already a piece of shit but add alcohol and you have the drunk teenager, it is a fascinating yet hostile creature.

a drunk teenager who had seemed to alcohol up an hour before fell down the stairs to a tragic death.

by fuckin' every goddamn name is January 26, 2018