A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.
by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015
Get the Drunk onemug. The act of being so incredibly and viciously over intoxicated, that you lose the ability to control your body, on a range from barely able to walk, to barely able to move at all.
by sketchyoperator August 15, 2024
Get the Quadriplegic drunkmug. by Rv_skiller November 5, 2022
Get the Dizzy drunkmug. by LightSpeedJunky January 5, 2024
Get the Drunk n donutmug. Sunday Drunk is a lower level of drunk that allows you to forget about tomorrow whilst respecting that it will still come in due time.
Bre, “You sound different tonight are you ok?”
Greg, “why do you say that?”
Bre, “well your eyes look fine but your speech is slurred.”
Greg, “Oh; that’s because I’m Sunday Drunk.”
Bre, “What’s that?”
Greg, “It’s going to be a long week; Matthew in logistics is going to screw up and Clare in payroll punches in late and just clicks approve all at 9am, and our new temp Kendra thinks because she’s a piece of ass she doesn’t need to lift a finger. This is how I forget about what I’m about to walk into to on Monday!”
Greg, “why do you say that?”
Bre, “well your eyes look fine but your speech is slurred.”
Greg, “Oh; that’s because I’m Sunday Drunk.”
Bre, “What’s that?”
Greg, “It’s going to be a long week; Matthew in logistics is going to screw up and Clare in payroll punches in late and just clicks approve all at 9am, and our new temp Kendra thinks because she’s a piece of ass she doesn’t need to lift a finger. This is how I forget about what I’m about to walk into to on Monday!”
by Reyer June 3, 2018
Get the Sunday Drunkmug. A term used to describe the natural phenomenon wherein an individual has a lesser sense of smell when under the influence of alcohol.
Rob: "I can't stand the smell of cigarettes when I'm sober, but they're not bothering me now that I'm wasted."
Borat:"You have the drunk nose. Very nice."
Borat:"You have the drunk nose. Very nice."
by ace71730 June 26, 2010
Get the drunk nosemug. When a guy from work, usually named Will, gets so fucked up he starts to do weird faggot shit with his friends. Touch/grope cock ; occasional deepthroat
by DollaDollaBillsYalll May 26, 2018
Get the Faggot drunkmug.