Garage Drunk

To reach a level of rowdy drunkenness that the house simply can not contain.

We left the party before they got garage drunk.

When I pulled up and heard “two doors down” by Dolly Parton blaring, I knew those bitches were already garage drunk.

by Madisonelvis March 27, 2019

Dicking Drunk

When a dude plans to get boned by another dude while getting completely wasted on a special occasion.

Im gonna get dicking drunk tonight on my Bday
if im not home call Wallace.

by Calaghan20 June 27, 2020

Drunk horse

A woman starts riding her man in the reverse cowgirl position then sticks her finger up his butt dry and the girl tries to stay on for as long as possible.

I rode a drunk horse last night.

by Hanna Banana1 November 23, 2016

woggo drunk

To be so drunk that you're unable to stand upright and likely to lose your phone and/ or other personal items.

Man, I've got the worst hangover; I was woggo drunk last night. Lost my phone again.

by anyonefromanywhere September 26, 2010

Vending Machine Drunk

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.

Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.

by Anti-Texas March 23, 2010

drunk swirley

When the world do be spinning and you throw up your entire guts

My friend was talking to another friend and had a sudden case of the drunk swirleys

by deeznuts_gottem6969420 November 2, 2022

Butt-Drunk

That moment when your rear-end releases everything in your stomach, then begins to dry heave after being emptied. This condition is normally accompanied by questions like, "What the hell did I eat?" and followed by, "I'm never eating that again" knowing damn well you're going to be greedy in 48 hours.

Bruh I swear fo gawd I'm butt-drunk. I've been on this toilet for 48 minutes!

by JackBanner May 8, 2018