Donkey Water

The water left over in the pot after boiling hot dogs. Generally discarded, but sometimes consumed as a beverage over ice.

"Damn, I left the donkey water in the pot until it separated."

"Hey it's cool, just give it a quick microwave and stir, I'll drink that shit."

"No way, it's either fresh out the pot over ice or nothing. This donkey water is no longer fit for consumption."

"Dang, guess I gotta go kill myself."

"Bet."

by Kyle Swanzey July 11, 2024

Donkey Bitchass

An alias for Donkey Kong given by DashieXP, this is due to his hatred towards the character caused by getting hit with a red shell from him once.

*Donkey Kong appears*
Dashie: Donkey Bitchass..

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 5, 2025

Donkey Sunset

An event where an English teacher can use as a scape goat for his class

Just draw a Donkey sunset.

by DonkeySunset March 10, 2011

Al donkey

The overcooking of noodles, opposite of al dente

My noodles must be al donkey.

by Sharpe2254 November 16, 2022

Donkeys

A large amount of time

Ayy bruv I ain't seen you in donkeys, what's goin on

by Prick7 August 8, 2017

Swamp Donkey

A motorcycle which spends a majority of its time submerged in water, lying on its side, or sunk up to the axles in mud, silt, or sand.

See also: bush pig, clapped out piece of shit, dr650.

No bro, I swear the Swamp Donkey runs better with the airbox full of muddy water.

by ThrottleItOut June 12, 2019

Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means letting a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.

yo dude, did you hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED by horse on the news?

by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025