pickled poop

when you are about to leave for vacation and have to defecate , as soon as you defecate in the washroom and leave , you forget to flush. The poor pile of stool stays in the toilet water and marinates for the duration of your vacation and develops a sharp fermented odour from the remnants of the meal you ate on the day you were about to leave.

When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.

That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.

Sir Ronald Bartholomew Daquavius Jamal Rubus the Ninety-Eighth : Damn Nigga thats my 2 month old shit.

Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.

by 47akg47 July 11, 2023

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nickel pickle

To put it simply, a male prostitute

#1 - Wow, that guy is such a nickel pickle.

#2 - Dude, James totally has a nickel pickle.

by sheldon_o December 22, 2018

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Pickled ending

To finish a sexual encounter by penetrating after dipping the phallus in brine.

Mandy didn't know that Larry fancied pickled ending, she wasn't amused.

by Mick Cork February 23, 2024

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Shit pickle

A situation where the heat appears to be escalating into a too hot to handle event.

It started really bad as you realised that this was a super hot situation , the ending of which could actually become more painful.

Hence the explanation of a super hot pickle, you have to eat, knowing that when it passes through the other end of you, it creates a truly volcanic mess .

Did you here about the shit pickle that Pete, got himself into with his wife and that lady he he's been seeing at the bar.
Now he' s been kicked out of his house, the lady has disowned him, he's living out of a motel.

by BudgieMuscle1 February 02, 2023

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