Wank Bank

When you see some real good shit irl and cant take a picture for later so you memorise it for later and put it in the wank bank

John: Ay you see that big bunda over there
Mike: Yeah can you take a pic for later
John: Nah sorry dude
Mike: Its fine ill just store the image in the wank bank

by Babaganush__ December 23, 2021

Premium wank

When you finger your arsehole whilst wanking, creating double the pleasure

Oh Ewan, I had a great premium wank the other day, it felt so nice

by Harry eade December 26, 2021

Full Kit Wank

A derivation of a full kit wanker, as well as being fully kitted up in the team colours of your choice (with no intention of playing a game). You are also masturbation.

Man I was dressed up ready to go and had a Full Kit Wank

by Dingo3000 May 18, 2022

Wank Virgin

Someone who has never masturbated in their life.

Person 1: Bet you haven't got a girl yet.
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!

by LordJenal May 18, 2022

Wank You

A compliment for wankers.

Wank you very much.

by gregben March 13, 2022

Wanks

A compliment to give wankers.

Wanks so much

by gregben March 13, 2022

Travel Wank

Carrying genitals or sexual
Pleasure toys on the go, prepared impromptu wank on the go.

Travel wanking is a wank on the go.

by Acidbbq March 19, 2022