Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.
"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."
by Unapologetic Moose October 28, 2023
by Bills is gay af May 18, 2022
A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.
by pimpdaddy007 September 05, 2011
When the female puts hot sauce in her mouth and proceeds to give head and the male cums making a mixture which they put on the females pussy and the male proceeds to lick it up.
by LBazz69 November 01, 2011
The process of you beating your meat between two waffles and then serving this home made dessert to dinner guests.. including the special sauce
by Anony12211221 May 28, 2024
by Malina & Erika April 20, 2021
waitress:welcome to doushce waffle, may i take your order?
old man:what??? in my day, dousche was sucked thro ya by the nazis. meh.
tgi fridays is a major dousche waffle house
old man:what??? in my day, dousche was sucked thro ya by the nazis. meh.
tgi fridays is a major dousche waffle house
by mcfly penis face May 09, 2008