Token Tuesday

A very dangerous event that takes place every Tuesday that you have gym last block where you take a lot of edibles with three other friends and see what happens

Yo I was geeking last token Tuesday’s

by Toke master Johnson October 22, 2023

tokiohotelphobia

Tokiohotelphobia is a fear of not seeing Tokio hotel for too long.

"I'm having Tokiohotelphobia right now."

by .._t0kioh0tel January 2, 2024

Toki highball

The act of dipping one’s testicles in lemon juice and then resting them on the ridge of a sexual partners nose, allowing the testicles to droop into the open eyes.

Jane preferred the lights off, so John suggested they kick things off with a toki highball to keep both parties happy during coitus.

by JezfromtheEz January 12, 2024

Tokyo lampshade

A Tokyo Lampshade is where a naked woman straddles a man's shoulders as he is face down on the bed or floor. She grasps his face in a way that all upward force, which is vigorously applied, causes the corners of his eyes to stretch outward as she crams his head into her vagina.

Hey Mike, I heard you got pink eye?

Yeah, there was a hooker at my brother's bachelor party and she gave me a Tokyo lampshade.

by Mlkcrtnmdl January 19, 2024

Tokyo Milk

use manga comics to wrap up your dong like an egg roll. then turn on an episode of dragon ball z and enough strobe lights to cause an epileptic seizure. after you've gyrated yourself to completion, use a chop stock to poke a hole in your bukake egg roll and insert a straw for your partner to enjoy like a tawaiin capri sun.

she said she was lactose intolerant

but that didn't apply to Tokyo Milk

by Solomon Sings January 19, 2024

Tokyo Milk

use manga comics to wrap your dong like an egg roll. turn on an episode of dragon Ball z and enough strobe lights to cause an epileptic seizure. after you've gyrated yourself to completion, use a chop stick to poke a hole in your bukake roll. insert straw and let your partner enjoy the sweet nectar of this salty capri sun.

she said they were lactose intolerant

but that didn't apply to Tokyo Milk

by Solomon Sings January 19, 2024

tokowa

a birch tree with odd blue leaves
somehow alive during the spring
but inactive during other seasons

Look at that, a tokowa
Picnicking there could be nice for a while

by NevWasTaken January 19, 2024