Her Majesty’s Timeshare

Time spent in prison as each cell is technically a timeshare apartment.

Hey bro where have you been ? I’ve just been living in Her Majesty’s Timeshare accommodation.

by Mont14 November 6, 2021

Broke her ankles

When he fucks you so good you can't walk.

Joe: Yo man last night I broke her ankles
Bob: Really

Joe: Yeah she ain't gonna be able to walk for a week

by Ponyo Biscuit Nugget December 29, 2020

Jostle her innards

To penetrate a chick so deeply you jostle her inwards around.

Dude, did you jostle her innards last night? I could her her screaming!

by The Doh Man August 20, 2016

minecrafted her ass

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.

2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.

Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!

by RE_Zamby_1 July 17, 2018

in Her Majesty's secret cervix

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.

Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

my fish lost her gloves

ya she did

my fish lost her gloves can you get them back

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

HIM N HER

Sarah Masters N David Henry against the 🌎

BONNIE N CLYDE ain't got nada on HIM n HER

by ☆Him N Her☆ March 30, 2025