thomas uttley

Thomas Uttley is a white boy. He likes to say dog and mispronounce peoples names wrong. He also seems to complain a lot and be in bad moods. Some say he likes to fight but I don’t think he can. He think he’s a god but he isn’t. If you see a Thomas uttley stay a way from them. They get mad when you call them CJ they only like TJ. He is also a nic fein and smokes weed a lot.

Did you see that Thomas uttley was being a little bitch

by The765guy November 22, 2021

Bayla thomas

She is the most beautiful woman in the world and prob should get with a mexican like a omar or something im not sure but people with this name are so fucking gorges and deserve the whole UNIVERSE!!!

hey bayla thomas you look really cute today wana hangout sometime??

by Hopefiend May 23, 2020

Thomas Drenth

The year was 2036, and America(the United States) had yet to see a president as good as Theodore Roosevelt. Until 2038, when Thomas Drenth, of age 33, he announced his candidacy. He would go down as he most important, and best president in all of history. He abolished the deficit, and helped create the first actual mars colony. He was, and is to this day is the most influential and most amazing president.

You did an amazing job, just like a real Thomas Drenth.

by TTPuffPuff May 20, 2019

Thomas

A Martian, human hybrid that came to earth 24 years ago. Enjoys lifting weights, eating girls out and feasting on huge amounts of brown rice.

Can I substitute the white rice with brown rice. Oh my god you are such a Thomas.

by Ionizedbee January 17, 2019

Thomas

An anti-social fellow who has definitely been called "Thomas the Train" a good number of times in his life and yet strives on 'cause he's so goddamn smart, like hello who gave him the *right-*

"Hey Thomas! How are you?"
"How aren't I?"
"..."

by AnUnravelingUnknown April 4, 2023

Avant Thomas

Avant Thomas

Girl 1: Your such a Avant Thomas

Girl 2: Your a ugly hoe with no bitches

by Pornlober May 22, 2022

Thomas bros maps

Chances are if you were a taxi driver a bicycle courier messaged or just an itinerant wanderer of the san Francisco bay area in the 1980s to 1990s you had at least 1 copy of the Thomas bros spiral bound map guides. These guides were invaluable towards navigating. The Bay area. As iconic as they were they were eventually bought out by the Rand MC Nally Corp everything went digital and you know the rest

Siri:' Left turn in 50 yards"me:"shut up siri! I still have my trusted
Thomas bros maps with me!"

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021