Double the jerky

This is where to males face each other with the tips of their dicks touching and one of the males, or another member jacks both dicks off in one fluid motion

Double the jerky is so much better than one

by Bayu6969 April 28, 2009

double rod

to take two penises into the mouth or anus simultaneously

I couldn't believe she was able to double rod those two guys, they were HUGE!

by maximumo June 20, 2008

double brat

Having a female perform oral sex on you while you are taking a shit. The double brat is truly obtained if you have both sperm and feces coming out at the same time.

Man, I was so horny last night but I had to take a dump. Luckily Mary is freaky and came in the bathroom and gave me the double brat.

by bobdiggity21 July 11, 2009

Double agent

Double agent is the guy you don’t want to leave your 2 year old around. Although he looks like a genuine guy there is something darker under his pedo mustache and shaggy long hair. He has an obsession with male genitalia and will do anything to get his hands on your cherries. He will also go to extreme lengths to fill you up with laxatives just so he can film you while your ass explodes on the toilet. If you spend a night with a double agent it is very likely that you have been left a note saying the condom broke along with multiple male genitalia drawings on your face. He is usually found in his natural habitat around the yellow bin out the front of your house waiting for a red head to walk past so he can enslave him for picking lemons. These lemons can usually be found with caleb nowland at the Aus open

Girl 1 - omg I met a double agent last night

Girl 2 - omg no way he must be so good

(At the end of the day)
Girl 1 - ( realizes the drawings on her face and reads note)

Also Girl 1- ( cant get off toilet becuase if the high strength laxatives)

by Triple agent January 18, 2020

Double fun

Having sex (fun) while also doing another fun activity.

Hey mom, I found a condom by the slide at the park. Someone must have been having double fun.

by Dagmeister May 1, 2019

double-handle

To form a task unnecessarily, or not completely which means you have to finish it later; causing one to exert force twice.

Throwing your socks on the floor and then picking them up and putting in the hamper: "Why did you double-handle your socks?"

by Warren Bess July 20, 2003

Double Barker

A bobfoc. A woman with a great body, who is less than blessed in the face department. - The body of Sue and the face of Ronnie.

Thats Sarah Jessica Parker - she's a right double barker...

by Dan Goode November 3, 2006