Pissing of telemarketers

How to get rid of telemarketers while having a good laugh!

Hello are you interested in buying condoms
YES!
Ok do you have a credit card
YES!
Can i have your credit card number?
YES!
ok what is it?
YES!
This happens and thus its also pissing of telemarketers
IS this a joke
YES!
Are you an idiot??
*Chuckle* *chuckle* YES!!!!!!!
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

by The asshole troll September 5, 2011

Trickle Piss

(MAINLY GUYS WILL UNDERSTAND THIS) when your done peeing and then after your zip up your pants and every things put away the little bit of pee that comes out.

* is pissing*
*finishes pissing and puts up pants*
*feels stream*
"FUCK! its trickle piss!"

by fukyobitch March 31, 2016

Piss chimp

Someone who serves as a toilet slave. Can be applied to worthless people who deserve to be used as human toilets or toilet slaves.

He's such a piss chimp. Whenever I see his stupid face I just want to unload my piss on him.

by Craig in the Hat May 26, 2011

"gets pissed"

phrase you to antagonize someone when they say something disagreeable or think you are wrong

Dan: "hey nate have you talked to kyle lately?"

Nate: "no i don't talk to her anymore dude."
Dan: "OH, "gets pissed"!"

by woodarnold September 27, 2008

snake piss

40 oz. king cobra............essentially any beer that is rank.

"snake piss really? I'd rather drink keystone".

by stevzv May 13, 2011

Moose Piss

Slang for Canadian brewery Mooshead's beer. Derived from the foul and overbearing taste of most Moosehead products.

Man are you drinking Moose Piss tonight? Gross!

by rockapoc July 11, 2009

Pissed face

when after having sex while being really drunk, you can't seem to remember if you had a orgamsma or took a piss

dude, i was so pissed face last night that my girl friend broke up with me.

by kali-mob August 4, 2008