buried penis

When the pannis, or pear shaped gut, obscures the penis.

He can't see his own dick because his gut is too big. He has a case of buried penis.

by gsmack April 24, 2014

echidna penis

A 4-headed penis.

My girlfriend invited 3 other girls when she found out I had an echidna penis.

by JesJesJulio July 11, 2014

Pabst Penis

The in ability of a male to perform sexually due to the consumption of too much Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Girl 1: I was going to fuck him last night, but he couldn't get it up.

Girl 2: Yeah I saw him pounding Pabst Blue Ribbon at the bar. He must have gotten that Pabst Penis.

by Dr. Topher September 1, 2014

penis yoga

The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga

Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?

by strangest.things October 7, 2015

Penis Clout

any kind of signs showing that you got laid. Think of it like an 8th grader keeping that crusty nut in their hair and using it to show everyone at school as proof that they clapped cheeks

rachael-“yo did u hear about savannah doin the nookie?!”
ben-“yeah she got that penis clout”

by irlpenisclout February 23, 2019

Schrödinger's Penis

When a person is both a man and a women until you see their Penis.

-Traps are gay
-No their not because Schrödinger's Penis

by sovietvodka901 June 24, 2019

penis szn

it’s the season for the girls. all they get is penis, all they wear is penis, all they eat is penis, all they feel is well penis. happy penis szn y’all!

omg do you guys feel that i can tell penis szn is almost here!

by penisszn November 17, 2019