Shit Bagger

A dog owner carrying a see-through bag of shit while walking their dog. Though they are being responsible by picking up their dog's crap, nevertheless, they are walking around with a bag of nasty shit in their hands!

Why do shit baggers use clear bags to pick up after their dogs?

by Macphilia June 14, 2009

shit repacking

Shoving shit back up your ass

Sam: What are you doing friday night?

John: Just going to be shit repacking

by Automaticauckland May 11, 2017

JV shit

When players from the Junior Varsity team also play on the Varsity team and try to do cool moves but fail.

#30 just tried to dribble behind her back but failed, she should get out of town with that JV shit

by jvstar February 21, 2011

Shit Hammer

Resulting from BG's (bubble guts), Shit Hammer is word for word the same definition as Water Hammer (the concussion and accompanying noise that results when a volume of water moving in a pipe suddenly stops or loses momentum), but replace "volume of water" with "volume of SHIT" and the sudden stop in pipe is your SHIT hitting your sphincter causing your full intestinal track to rattle uncontrollably, and therefor making you believe your gonna SHIT YOUR PANTS!!!!

Your sitting in a quite place where the focus is on someome else when suddenly the focus gets turned on you, because you experienced Shit Hammer.

by Fruital-Bingo October 16, 2009

Hurricane Shit

When you have and extremely large shit that pauses then continues after you wipe.

Bill: OMFG! i thought this shit was over so i wiped, but it was only the eye of the storm.

John: It was the infamous hurricane shit.

by Krabinnasandbox February 23, 2010

shit with skin

A person who is so full of shit, that if you would prick a needle through the skin, it would literally start to flow liquid shit. It so fucked up, that anything this person touches turns into shit too. Pure fecal matter. Also take note, listening to these kinds of people is extremely dangerous to your health, half an hour can turn your own brain to shit and will follow by self destructive behavior, also a you may develop anger issues afterwards. When encountering such being you should proceed with caution.

"Ronald said, he hates most of all men who cheat."
"Isn't Ronald the guy who has cheated every girl he has been with?"
"That's right."
"Man, this guy is shit with skin"

by mr Lintz May 5, 2015

Billy Shit

Some extremely gay shit like putting a ":)" at the end of every text. Billy shit occurs when someone does something super lame that would upset any normal man that hears about it.

Girl: "Billy, don't text me back unless you're on the way to my house to have sex with me."
Billy: "Girl, dont text me back unless you're on the way to my house to have sex with me:)"
Girl: "Thats some Billy shit. Don't text me."

by DJ Tessy Tes and B Dub March 9, 2010