pigeon person

A pigeon person has the same traits as a pigeon and its relationship to person that feeds it. If you see a pigeon and you feed it - after it won't fuck off. A pigeon person is when you preform some act of kindness towards the pigeon person and then they won't leave you alone then after, thinking that they are bff's with you and not giving you any time alone when your in public.

Person1:"Hows you new bestie?"
Person2:"He's not my fucking friend, I seen him on his own in school so I talked to him and now he won't fuck off."
Person1:"Sounds like a Pigeon Person to me."

Pigeon Loner

by Shitionary May 16, 2016

[Personal Google]

That person you ALWAYS go to for answers.

Person 1: Hey what is 3.14 again?
Person 2: Do I look like your Personal Google?

by Call Meh Sammie! May 22, 2016

person blanket

The person that makes you feel warm inside, just like a blanket.

You're my person blanket.

by synthetic January 18, 2018

Donut people (person)

A group of self- entitled people (or person) who easily get their feelings hurt or are easily butt hurt.

Some of the students didn’t agree with the scheduled speaker’s viewpoints. These donut people (person) had the speaker banned from the school.

by regina5881 May 3, 2018

personal cocktail

A drink you vomit into and then continue drinking because you don’t realize it due to your intoxication

David was so wasted the other night he made a personal cocktail without realizing and kept going

by TikiRouge January 25, 2018

lazy-productive person

A lazy-productive person isn’t someone who likes to get things done so they can be lazy later.

I define myself as a lazy-productive person because I want to get things done so I can smoke out of my bong at night and read.

by CelestialSeaCow May 5, 2018

Socially Akward Person

A usually socially awkwardly person excessive internet use and isolation from other human beings. Can be perverted and rarely has friends and if he does they are not loyal towards him they originally think he’s good guy but discover his true perverted socially akward personality. Usually likes the opposite of what the crowd likes and not many people like him. Excessively talks about stuff no one cares about. PLEASE DONT BE A SOCIALLY AKWARD HUMAN!

Socially Akward Child: Oh my god! GPUs have gone up because of bitcoin miners!
Everyone Else: SHUT UP (SOCIALLY AKWARD PERSONS NAME) NO ONE CARES!!!

by Jerry H. Collins 156 February 15, 2018