Mud Smuggler

Homosexual. Synonymous with Turd Burglar.

Those girls are wasting their time , Kip is a mud smuggler.

by The real Dingleberry Jones July 22, 2023

mud mud

Mud Mud is another term analogy of happening to take a shit in a hurry

Where is Billy going? In such a hurry, he has to go mud mud!

by In2itall2 November 17, 2023

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you don't realize you're covered in shit

"may we all be mud monsters"

by deefinitelynotcoveredinshit September 17, 2021

mud shark

A white man who is unwholesomely obsessed with the possibility that his lover, or a woman he simply desires, might prefer a non-white man over him.

Donald saw a picture of me hugging my Gymnastics coach after I won the state championship and he freaked out, accusing me of screwing Mr. Clarence, even though he was three times my age. I had no idea Donald was such a mud shark. Of course, I broke up with him - that wasn't the only thing, but it was definitely the last straw.

by Arcadia Berger November 28, 2024

San Francisco mud

The liquid human feces found on the streets of San Francisco.

Is this San Francisco mud on your shoes or what?

by Sexydimma January 21, 2023

Mud track

A seasoned, in not unsanitary version of plumber’s crack

Hey Miller. Please pull up your pants. This is a new white couch and we can see your mud track.

by Mashpee Sal December 16, 2023

Mud Raking

Something that Kellie made up.

"blah blah blah mud Raking blah blah blah"

by P-chan90 February 25, 2021