Steamy Morgan

The biggest fattest pile of shit you've ever left in a toilet

I left a Steamy Morgan in the toilet last night and woke up to my wife handing me divorce papers.

by CerealEarth December 19, 2022

Oli Morgan

Oli Morgan = Lil Man Bitch

You heard of Oli Morgan? Yeah, he's a lil Man Bitch with his misses. Heard he takes it up the ass

by AVDT April 7, 2023

Piers Morgan Bingo

Piers Morgan Bingo is a highly intellectual game that is played by the most intelligent of our society.

It involves a bingo grid with phrases that Piers Morgan has said recently.

Thank you Piers Morgan! That's another off the Piers Morgan Bingo list!

by Bingo Overlord April 14, 2023

Joseph Morgan

A big Fish in a tiny pond. will drink all of the soda and eat your small children

what a joseph morgan

by jason 6247 July 31, 2023

Dirty Morgan

when you are a ranger and go to your boyfriends house and give head while his sisters friends are over and you decide to do it in the living room until it hurts.

Peit are you ready to do a dirty Morgan

by transaction August 22, 2023

The Morgan Tax

When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice

When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.

Morgan: no

by Smashaluffigosus September 20, 2023

Dexter Morgan

Widely considered as a sociopath or messed up obsessed psychopath who is obsessed with cooking red meat beefs. He turns into a monster(he calls his killer instincs as dark passenger) after experiencing his mother's brutal execution with chainsaw made by drug dealers in a container. In my opinion Dexter's last season was full of disappointment and his behaviors on last season were against the nature and definiton of a psychopath. So my personal opinion is he is a pure sociopath. BTW His son is a real pimp. Except from the last season, it's totally a masterpiece and you should read the book of show.

Jacob: I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask not just me.
Mark: Patrick Bateman?
Jacob: lol, Dexter Morgan.
Mark: Difference?
Jacob: At least he does not slay innocent ladies.
Mark: Lol, 'innocent ladies'
Jacob: Shh, don't give spoilers.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023