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Dirty Mary Jo

When you get really drunk at a family outing and decided to take your date into a camper to shag where the rest of your dates family is sleeping. All while gently rocking them to sleep and moaning โ€œBaby.โ€
She had two drinks, took a lithium, and pulled a Dirty Mary Jo.
by anonymous September 20, 2020
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mary porter

gorgeous ass bitch ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ go get joaquin ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
mary porter has to go get her man joaquin!
by Mamasfungers October 22, 2020
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Mary

Someone who fakes going to the hospital for attention.
Oh my God I can't believe they pulled a Mary on me ! I was so worried !
by Esteban56 October 24, 2020
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Mari

A very wise nanny who will always care on your clients friends but doesnโ€™t give a butt about clients. Maris will also call Brodyโ€™s brothers because Mari is from Mexico. Mari wonโ€™t care if people insult her. Mari is a savage.
Kid: Hi Mari how are you doing

Mari: shut up or I will bring the chancla

Friend: hi Mari

Mari: how are you, kind child
by Dniel October 24, 2020
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Kia Mary Wendy

Kia Mary Wendy is a shy, kind girl.she will be very quiet when you meet her but when sheโ€™s your friend she will be sweet and youโ€™ll be friends forever! Kia Mary Wendy will always be a slowcoach as long as she lives!
She is named after her grandmothers!
Have you seen Kia Mary Wendy... shes so shy!
by Rosie_harris October 31, 2020
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Desiree Marie Montoya

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Managed by @funnymike
Instagram: @desireemontoya

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Desiree Marie Montoya has 1.2 Million on Instagram and 1.6 Million on Tiktok
by kittylova838 November 1, 2020
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Mary Harper

Mary Harper is a nice person over text, but once you know her she will talk shit behind your back. Mary is still obsessed with her both of her exโ€™s, and canโ€™t get over any guy she talks too. Mary will back stab you but will still pretend that she is your friend. NEVER TRUST MARY HARPER!!
guy1. โ€œDo you know Mary Harper?!?โ€œ
guy2. โ€œYeah, but she to all the boys.โ€
by FORTNITELOVER35 October 2, 2020
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