Being a Karen/Kevin: (Predicate Nominative Phrase): A crime punishable by law equal in consequence to false reporting, defamation of character and/or murder. Definition: When a white person involves themselves without prompting in the life or business of a person of color, who is not committing any crime, in order to jeopardize their ability to pursue happiness, maintain freedom(s), and/or preserve their own life--potentially stripping said person(s) of their inalienable rights. Karens and Kevins commit this crime (categorized under False Reporting and Defamation of Character & up to Murder, in rare cases) under the guise of care and concern and offering a helping hand(however incapable), entitlement, and/or unsolicited Saviorism if their intentions are good or ignorant, yet the impact on targeted people of color is exactly the same. More often this crime is committed with mal-intent by overt racists who proudly jeopardize the life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness of said victims of color. This crime is punishable by law, usually at the level of misdemeanor to felony, but the offender may receive up to a life sentence, if there is loss of life or punitive damages as a result of a Karen's/Kevin's carefully, careless actions.
Being a Karen/Kevin should be a crime punishable to the full extent of the law. A Karen made a false report on me saying that I harassed children under the age of 18 in my neighborhood. I've been through 6 months of court proceedings, but thankfully, my lawyer has assured me that I will walk out of the courtroom with him; if I were to be charged with this misdemeanor, I may no longer have unsupervised visits with my kids, and my 22-year-teaching career would end if I were blacklisted.
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When playing Rainbow Six Siege one attacks from the roof and only from the roof. When defending may never leave the corner of objective.
by Rainbow6siegedude May 17, 2021
Kevining is a gay and sexual ritual in which you put your whole hand up a man's ass and have them twerk on you after that you call a trans women to fuck that same guy's ass and they will usually say "MORE!! MORE!!" after which you are supposed to put your seamen sauce in their mouth and nose.
by Rob08088 May 15, 2023
Interviewer- hey Kurt, are you coming to that interview on the 5th of April?
Kurt-yeah, I’ll be there
Interviewer(waiting at the interview location)- where is this guy? He is Kevining rn man!
Kurt-yeah, I’ll be there
Interviewer(waiting at the interview location)- where is this guy? He is Kevining rn man!
by I EAT A$$ March 02, 2019