Jake Velox

jakevelox - to forcibly threaten someone to rub your pussy, to use your power to threaten someone to fucking kill themself
verb

"GET THE FUCK HERE OR I'LL JAKE VELOX YOU'RE ASS TO THE MOON!"

by Aezerix May 21, 2018

best Jake stan

Becca is the best Jake stan ever. No debate.
She’s also the number 1 simp for Jake
So stan Becca the best Jake stan and the number 1 jake simp

“Omg Becca is literally the best Jake stan ever.”

“Wow I love Jake stans, especially Becca.”

by Best jay stan April 20, 2022

Jake Raying

An overuse of words without any thought behind it.

You just be Jake Raying bro.

by HenryRoland May 15, 2023

Jake Wallace

A Jake Wallace is a Feinin ass white boi who don’t know how to drive, wears fake ice and tries to talk to your girl but lnows inside that he can’t get her

Don’t be a Jake Wallace for the love of god

by Ajakewallacehater January 30, 2020

Jake/eros

Jake/Eros is the best person you can ever meet you can always catch them in Kpop chat spouting nonsense (unless you know about Koop ) they also have a good sense of style 😯 his Roblox character is so swag this person is always willing to play some Roblox with you and you can always text them at 5 I’m the morning to play pingpong on iOS games ALSO VERY TALENTED te amo

Omg Jake/Eros you so cool 😱😱😱

by El edit July 23, 2021

Jakeing Out

When your love for food has you zoning out.

Dude #1: *Thinking about food*
Dude #2: Hey dude, why are you staring off into the distance.
Dude #1: sorry dude, I was jakeing out...

by Timbenjamo December 30, 2017

Jake my everything and my baby

Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!

A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"

B:"That's Jake!"

kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby

by Kristen Fisher April 26, 2019