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Horse cock

A big massive dick that deserves to be in a museum , Horse cocks don't typically fit in normal boxers and they have to have special ones made for their big penis, normally these are given to the men who did stuff right in their past life, and they often make jokes about having a small dick or they don't get offended by them.
He sent me a picture of it last night he has such a horse cock
by ILOVEHORSECOCKS May 2, 2023
mugGet the Horse cockmug.

Horse

A term used to describe a basketball player who grabs lots of rebounds
Jason is an absolute Horse on the boards today
by MegaHawk August 19, 2020
mugGet the Horsemug.

Kansas horse bit

When you hook one end of a bungee in your asshole and pull it over the top of your head and hook it to the top of your mouth
Dude did you hear that Seth did the Kansas horse bit for his girlfriend he’s a legend
by thewheel6969 July 28, 2019
mugGet the Kansas horse bitmug.

horse blowjob

A person who sucks a horse dick And then drowns in cum.
One day when Ricky was playing in the field. He walked up to a horse and out of curiosity began to Give a horse blowjob. The horse enjoyed it so much it came right in Ricky mouth. And he drowned to death in horse cum.
by CloakedSniper0 January 9, 2021
mugGet the horse blowjobmug.

High in the horse

high in the hores is when someone gets too high
So when someone is smoking that good weed they got from this drug lord, named Ricky and they both were smoking it together right next to a horse the horse decides. Hey, you know what I’ll join in on their little sash so the horse takes a hit off that joint, and with the horse got too high he is high in the horse
by Conky November 19, 2023
mugGet the High in the horsemug.

Horse Shrubbery

The disgusting shmegma coated pubes of a horse
See: bullshit
by Frogy120 August 22, 2023
mugGet the Horse Shrubberymug.

horse burger

when a topic has been discussed to the point of overkill; you have gone beyond "beating a dead horse"- the horse has been beaten, processed, and is now a burger
I know we've discussed this argument a million times, but we will never agree- it is a horse burger at this point.
by Purpl Ppl Eater February 14, 2023
mugGet the horse burgermug.

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