A rare, mysterious condition in which a person’s head transforms into a literal hat, compelling them to obey the enigmatic and ever-shifting “Laws of Zendaya.” Symptoms may include involuntary posing, fashion-related visions, and an uncontrollable urge to walk imaginary runways.
She woke up with Anita's - Big hat syndrome
her head was a wide-brimmed hat, and a mysterious voice whispered, 'Obey Zendaya…
her head was a wide-brimmed hat, and a mysterious voice whispered, 'Obey Zendaya…
by Ted_bomb May 3, 2025
Get the Anita's - Big hat syndromemug. "oh boy I hope I can put on this innocent hat"
hat: "haha I am saw trap and will fucking rip open you haha"
hat: "haha I am saw trap and will fucking rip open you haha"
by femboykisser February 16, 2025
Get the Hatmug. A hat is another word for a kill
by QTKMari March 1, 2025
Get the Hatmug. A hat made out of witch's skin with an asshole inside of it and is super cursed. Whoever wears ends up with bad luck.
It's a bloody stupid hat with a bloody stupid curse on it, and every time he wears it something bloody stupid terrible happens. I've tried throwing it away, but every time I do, it ends up crawling back, literally!
by Failurebitch November 29, 2022
Get the Bloody Stupid Hatmug. by Penis Enthusiast August 13, 2017
Get the elf hatmug. "you got any of that stuff mate"
"yes me ol china son i got a hat load me old pal hat loads I tell ya son"
"yes me ol china son i got a hat load me old pal hat loads I tell ya son"
by doctor team and creepersons April 19, 2014
Get the hat loadsmug. Street slang for an uncircumcised penis. The funny moniker is derived from their similar shape and the obvious fact that they both cover a head.
by WellDefined R Us April 9, 2017
Get the pope hatmug.