read hard

a mentally or physically handicapped person on the censored internet

He wont get that. He is the biggest read hard I have ever seen.

by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024

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read hard

Mentally handicapped person on the censored internet

What are you doing? You are the biggest read hard I have ever seen.

by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024

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It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

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hard country

A fusion genre of alternative metal/melodic metalcore with country

Bilmuri is an example of hard country

by theamericanminarchist March 15, 2025

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gun hard

To be as tough as a gun, to be ferocious.

Damn, Brad really went gun hard in that fight!

by Space Kraken June 20, 2020

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Hard lines

Bad luck, usually not due to ones own fault.

Footballer 1: *Pass gets intercepted*
Footballer 2: “That’s hard lines”

by NotInferno045 January 21, 2022

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Hard melon

This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.

I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.

by Cgrobs February 17, 2023

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