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Flagpole Glovebox

When you lay flat on the reclined passenger seat of your car, stick your legs in the glovebox , and a companion shoves a mini handheld flagpole into your rectum, followed by a barrage of heavy cream fired into your mouth at an approximate speed of 15 mph.
Dude, Izaiah totally nailed that Flagpole Glovebox last night!
by shahahas May 21, 2024
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Wasting Government Resources

1. You don't give a fuck about government resources
2. This is a legitimate violation of my rights and is wrong for the same reason that red flag laws are unconstitutional and that surveillance states are wrong (For the cuckservatives) and for the reasons that your micro-aggressions and your misgendering is wrong.
Hym "Wasting government resources would be dumping them into a human trash-can instead of the literal creator of A.I. But you don't even think I should have rights! You want you to have the rights and then you want to lord over everyone like the greedy, filthy shit-lib you are. Dumb and bad! Bad and dumb!"
by Hym Iam May 30, 2024
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Labour Government

An extremely painful experience, similar to a lobotomy, that is likely to last up to 5 years, with mind numbing levels of taxation on workers and employers alike. The concept was started by some oddball called Ramsay MacDonald who was Prime Minister of a Labour minority government in 1924, but fortunately that bunch of losers only lasted for 9 months - phew! The second occasion that Ramsay MacDonald led a Labour Government between 1929 and 1931 conditions were so bad, it was called the Great Depression!
Yes, amazingly there's some bloke down our pub, who know's someone, who's friend's mother-in-law actually voted for this Labour Government - I know I didn't believe it either!
by Wasitpolad October 31, 2024
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fry glove

A taboo sex move popular in Ohio, Kentucky, and Wisconsin. Typically involves a glove filled with fries (wedges are also an acceptable substitute), a bag of cheese, and at least three people.
“My wife and I had a really big fight yesterday, so I surprised her today by finally doing the fry glove with her and my best friend and our relationship has never been better.”
by KFCheesebag January 2, 2025
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US Government

A group for the most elite and unintelligent people of the world
This shit-show is typically directed and produced by large corporations

This group also controls the United States and does not do so very effectively
They are often split further into 2 main groups, the morons and the dumb-asses

No on likes the members of this group yet everyone seems to keep willingly giving them power
The US Government just did something dumb again
by DrywallEater January 3, 2025
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Jessie gove

A cockwobble male with female name that uses left handed complete and women like tactics
That Jessie gove is a real cockwobbler
by Pissed asshole January 30, 2025
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Jessie gove

A cockwobble male with female name that uses left handed complete and women like tactics
That Jessie gove is a real cockwobbler
by Pissed asshole January 30, 2025
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