The french

The people who put baguettes slathered with marinara sauce in their urethra

Oui i am a the French

by Vonjorgen August 10, 2022

French Socks

When a man sucks a woman’s toes or feet.

“You know she’s crazy, right? She loves those french socks.”
“Oh, i’m not into that.”

by mastergrave February 2, 2023

french shark

A shark that loves sand, and his country.

"You french shark."
"tais-toi anglais"

by Croggor July 25, 2022

Triple French Pork

1. A three way involving your french lover, 1 of their relatives, an ungodly amount of olive oil, and probably the dark lord Cthulhu.

2. A french dish consisting of pork, mayonnaise, cheese, and onions.

Bro, dinner with my girlfriend, Marie Du'peaux, and her stern but gentle father was awful. All we had to eat was a Triple French Pork. Luckily, her dad saved the evening when he offered to have a Triple French Pork with us. I didn't know where her body ended and his began.

by Richard Slinger February 15, 2021

french trap

When you go in for a kiss and there is suddenly someone else's tongue I'm your mouth.

Friend: "Christine, how was your date with Tommy?"
Christine: "Everything was great until he caught me in a French trap at the end..."

by ElNumro23 November 25, 2015

french blowhorn

When she burps into your butthole

"Yea dude, this girl Erin really gave me a wicked French Blowhorn last night. I blew at least 3 feet across the room."

by YungHotDawgWater January 8, 2017

French Wintercone

When two male partners of a threesome both get sucked in a public sex session by a female, keeping a cheek full of each contributor she then proceeds to open mouth French kiss each male participant and give them each a chilling taste of each other. Giving them each a tongue full of the mixture they then proceed to kiss each other for a proper swirl before taking a finger of snow and swishing the whole thing in their mouths and swallowing hard.

My cousin said she had a French Wintercone during her winter break in Maine.

by James_McKerras March 19, 2023