Dulles Detention Zone

Dulles Detention Zone (noun):

A soulless, fluorescent-lit purgatory where hope goes to die, tucked in the ass-end of an airport, reserved for the poor bastards flying commuter jets. A liminal space of broken spirits, where passengers—having paid top dollar—are herded like livestock into overcrowded, makeshift waiting pens with no amenities, no dignity, and no god. Delays stretch into eternity, announcements are cryptic riddles, and the only certainty is that you are not leaving anytime soon. See also: air travel purgatory, despair terminal, capitalist cattle stall

I was flying United, and they could not find a crew for the community flight on the last leg of the trip so I ended up in the Dulles Detention Zone

by HeloPilot March 9, 2025

Zest Detector

A person’s acute ability to tell if someone is gay. Similar to Gaydar.

My Zest Detector went off when I saw his flamboyant outfit.

by Doug Cheetham March 18, 2025

Gender Detective

Someone who intentionally outs a transgender woman in public in order to embarrass and humiliate them.

Person 1: "That's not a woman, it's a man!"
Person 2: "Good work, gender detective" (eyeroll)

by Raenphve March 18, 2025

Ass Detoxification

The act of sucking someone's anus and "detoxifying" their ass by intaking their excrement.

I was constipated so my homegirl began the Ass Detoxification procces which relieved my bowels

by DavieWavyGhostPepperFarts July 7, 2025

Arsehole Detonation

Arsehole Detonation is the act of destroying someone's asshole to such a degree, it feels like a detonation. This is usually caused by someone who is hung like a horse, or by a fist attached to abnormally large hands and forearms.

"What did you and Cyril do last night, Eduardo?"
"Arsehole detonation. The destroying of—well, you get the idea."

by yellowblackgiraffe July 18, 2025

Arsehole Detonation

arsehole detonation is the act of destroying someone's asshole to such a degree, it feels like a detonation. this is usually caused by someone who is hung like a horse, or by a fist attached to abnormally large hands and forearms.

"what did you and cyril do last night, wduardo?"
"arsehole detonation. the destroying of, well, you get the idea."

by yellowblackgiraffe July 18, 2025

Metal detector

A simp that goes after every girl but never fucks them
The same way a metal detector always finds but never digs

X:look, Bosco is going after that chick
Y:yeah but he's a metal detector

by VirginBitch420 August 31, 2025