Christian

A person who has a forehead so large that it could eclipse the sun, yet somehow is a catholic.

girl1: Is that Christian?
girl2: ew.

by July 26, 2021

Christian

It is a name to use after you are tired of thinking about the name of your previous son or daughter. Just use the name Christian to your newborn son so all things will be simple and you don't have to think hard naming your child.

Nurse: Ma'am your son is successfully born, Can I ask what is his name?
Mother: Christian, Just Christian then add my Surname to it
Nurse: What a unique name to name a child, your child might be the tall and skinny that likes to fart

by Rlaire March 09, 2022

Christian

Christian is the best. He’s not really too smart, but he’s still really nice guy, and is definitely HOT AF.

Liz: omg bruh did u see Christian today?

Hailey: yeah ikr he looked like, so hot

by the weeb who got crossed September 09, 2021

Christian

A boy who eats cat shit out of his best friends litter box

Did you hear that christian ate Lisa Lisa’s shit?

by shahsaa November 25, 2021

Christian

a guy who LOVES to fuck teddy beads

“Holy shit that’s christian, is he fucking a teddy bear?!”

by teddybearcrig April 14, 2022

Christian

A guy that LOVES to fuck teddy bears

“Holy shit it’s christian! Wait is he fucking a teddy bear rn?!?”

“Ew gross.”

by teddybearcrig April 14, 2022

CHRISTIAN

A verb to ruin the vibe of a conversation by making an awkward joke

He really christianed the conversation by making a sex joke about my mum

by MCRoundhouse August 31, 2022