National beat your dog day

April 13th is national beat your dog day, this is a day where you beat your dog to near death.

Grab that wiener dog by its back legs and find a tree, it's national beat your dog day.

by Wiener dog May 25, 2018

can you hear my heart beat

THE YURI ON ICE INTRO SENT DOWN BYE THE GODS 😩😩😩😩

Intro: can you hear my heart beat?

Me: YES YES I CANN

by Affixis May 4, 2021

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

One of the coolest quotes ever.

"But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes..."

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

Phrase proclaimed after breaking into a candy store at the edge of town, wrestling the Bengal Tiger they have for a guard dog, and beating the shopkeeper and his son to death with their boots.

We had to find 1000 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wasn't to go on stage that night!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

my dad can beat up your dad

Used by a person to express how their dad is superior in combat to the others.

Example:

Peyton: My dad could beat up your dad

Emmett: Bite me.

My dad can beat up your dad

by Donkey sex in june November 27, 2017

can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race

It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.

"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"

by Max Casella May 2, 2006

National beat the living shit out a ginger day

On the 24th of September it’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day on this day you get to beat the living shit out of one ginger and only one pick wisely

It’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day let’s go beat up the ginger twat

by Bigultimateman November 23, 2020