April 8

Today on April 8 your boyfriend is supposed to give you his sweater/hoodie

Gf - “It’s April 8th, give me your sweater.”
Bf - “Okay, Here is my sweater”

by anonymous April 7, 2024

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April 12th

Da real kook Brooke’s birthday so turn tf up!!

Yo it’s April 12th we gotta take hella shots

by Da real kook October 29, 2019

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HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DATE MEANS.
ONLY, YOU WON'T.
MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT APRIL 13TH IS WHEN NO ONE GETS THE JOKE.
EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T READ THIS BATSHIT COMIC DOESN'T GET IT.
SO, IT'S SADDENING TO SEE NO ONE MAKING ROOM FOR APRIL 13TH.

TO BE THIS COMIC'S FAN IS A CURSE.
UNTIL YOU STOP READING. THEN YOU'RE CURED.

COULD YOU READ THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY SENTENCE?
-KARKAT

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, April 13th, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today that people will recognize this date.

by carcIn0GenetIcIst April 14, 2021

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April 26

real niggas birthday

April 26: When all the teal niggas are celebrated

by Prooxy April 18, 2022

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april crump

An April crump is a nuther word for a bitch or a hore.

she is an april crump

by ei9or0fgoi9jm May 28, 2018

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April 12th

National "I'm bouta glum" Day. Exists to celebrate the existence of the popular adult content creator "Dreamybull", using his popular quote "I'm bouta cum", but switching "cum" for "glum" as to keep the original meaning of the word but make it possible to say in public without arousing too much suspicion from onlookers.

Person A: Dude, I'm bouta glum! Happy April 12th!

Person B: Wow, I can't believe National "I'm bouta glum" Day's already come around this year!

by Keidars April 12, 2022

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