The holy orange Toaster.
He is Omniscient.
He knows, that there might be things he doesn't know, but he also knows this isn't the case.
He knows the last digit of π&e.
He knows the square root of i.
He knows the answers to 0/0 and 0^0.
He knows what happens behind the event horizon of a black hole.
He knows what happened before his existence, what caused his existence, when, and why he will stop existing, and how to prevent that from happening. He knows how it feels to stop existing forever, and how it feels to not exist in the first place, and much more.
He knows how all this is possible at the same time, without creating a paradox, but he also knows, that our primitive human brains will never be capable of understand it, so he won't even try to explain it to us.
He is Omnipotent.
He can toast a toast so tasty, he can't resist eating it, and yes, he is able to resist.
THOT is the most powerful of all gods.
He defined the laws of physics, and he can redefine them at will.
He can do everything and he knows everything.
He doesn't care about what we think is impossible.
A bee doesn't either.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
He is Omniscient.
He knows, that there might be things he doesn't know, but he also knows this isn't the case.
He knows the last digit of π&e.
He knows the square root of i.
He knows the answers to 0/0 and 0^0.
He knows what happens behind the event horizon of a black hole.
He knows what happened before his existence, what caused his existence, when, and why he will stop existing, and how to prevent that from happening. He knows how it feels to stop existing forever, and how it feels to not exist in the first place, and much more.
He knows how all this is possible at the same time, without creating a paradox, but he also knows, that our primitive human brains will never be capable of understand it, so he won't even try to explain it to us.
He is Omnipotent.
He can toast a toast so tasty, he can't resist eating it, and yes, he is able to resist.
THOT is the most powerful of all gods.
He defined the laws of physics, and he can redefine them at will.
He can do everything and he knows everything.
He doesn't care about what we think is impossible.
A bee doesn't either.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
by Xuos January 17, 2020
Get the THOTmug. A girl who is desperate and acts like a slut but classier.
These girls generally are one of the "popular" or mega hated groups.
A thot will generally be a wannabe slut/whore as no guy really wants any of her STDS.
Thots are usually aged between 11 - 21.
Thots also post their half nudes on Instagram as they're too pussy to show their faces or lower body.
So basically just a mirror picture with no top and a phone flash so you can't see their face.
Thots are mega annoying bitches who think they're better than you but are also really insecure because the other thots actually aren't virgins.
These girls generally are one of the "popular" or mega hated groups.
A thot will generally be a wannabe slut/whore as no guy really wants any of her STDS.
Thots are usually aged between 11 - 21.
Thots also post their half nudes on Instagram as they're too pussy to show their faces or lower body.
So basically just a mirror picture with no top and a phone flash so you can't see their face.
Thots are mega annoying bitches who think they're better than you but are also really insecure because the other thots actually aren't virgins.
Guy one: That girl is hot
Guy two: Wtf no she is such a thot
Girl: Hey boys *waves her thotty hand*
Both Guys: Begone thot
Guy two: Wtf no she is such a thot
Girl: Hey boys *waves her thotty hand*
Both Guys: Begone thot
by ExposedBYMe August 28, 2019
Get the Thotmug. 
Person 1: Yo did you see Joyce last night?
Person 2: Nah what was she doing?
Person 1: Being a hookah thot on snap😂
Person 2: Nah what was she doing?
Person 1: Being a hookah thot on snap😂
by lol.k January 9, 2021
Get the Hookah thotmug. by IG @ Strappable/Gooklings June 4, 2018
Get the Binge thottingmug. by OoftheDoof! October 14, 2019
Get the thotmug. (Variant of "Thot Begone!")
Invocation used to dispell a thot from the caster's plane of mortal experience. Similar to the Fifth Level spell 'Dispell Evil' or the Clerical 'Turn Undead' ability.
Male casters with a CHA(D) score of 16 or higher have an increased chance of successfully dispelling a Thot. This is a risky spell for males with a CHA(D) score of 12 or lower to cast as their "incel" status carries a significant risk of a failed intimidation check and suffering debilitating effects like becoming enraged, standing confused, fleeing in terror, or going beserk.
High Level Thots with multiple streams of social media income may be completely immune to the 'Thot Begone!' spell, even with a male with a CHA(D) score of 18 or higher.
If Thot initiates the social interaction with a snide snarky remark then a penalty is applied and the male caster who passes their intimidation check, regardless of CHA(D) score, can deliver a devastating verbal riposte by virtue of the moral authority that derives from being subjected to injustice. There is no saving throw.
Invocation used to dispell a thot from the caster's plane of mortal experience. Similar to the Fifth Level spell 'Dispell Evil' or the Clerical 'Turn Undead' ability.
Male casters with a CHA(D) score of 16 or higher have an increased chance of successfully dispelling a Thot. This is a risky spell for males with a CHA(D) score of 12 or lower to cast as their "incel" status carries a significant risk of a failed intimidation check and suffering debilitating effects like becoming enraged, standing confused, fleeing in terror, or going beserk.
High Level Thots with multiple streams of social media income may be completely immune to the 'Thot Begone!' spell, even with a male with a CHA(D) score of 18 or higher.
If Thot initiates the social interaction with a snide snarky remark then a penalty is applied and the male caster who passes their intimidation check, regardless of CHA(D) score, can deliver a devastating verbal riposte by virtue of the moral authority that derives from being subjected to injustice. There is no saving throw.
Office Thot: "Hi. Are you going to the Christmas party?"
Low Status Male: "No, I actually have some family business to take care of."
Office Thot: "Well that's not much of an excuse." <+2 bonus to ego>
Low Status Male: <intimidation check passed> "It's not an excuse, it's a reason. And attendance is voluntary." (aka Begone Thot!)
Office Thot: <stunned & bewildered silence at unexpected Chad-like response. Stands still like a statue and body does an odd jerking motion like a goldfish was swallowed>
Low Status Male: "No, I actually have some family business to take care of."
Office Thot: "Well that's not much of an excuse." <+2 bonus to ego>
Low Status Male: <intimidation check passed> "It's not an excuse, it's a reason. And attendance is voluntary." (aka Begone Thot!)
Office Thot: <stunned & bewildered silence at unexpected Chad-like response. Stands still like a statue and body does an odd jerking motion like a goldfish was swallowed>
by ChickenCalamariRings July 16, 2024
Get the Begone Thotmug.