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asshole disorder

Asshole disorder is someone who talks a lot of shit about others
Hey man, you have to go see a psychologist so you can manage your asshole disorder properly.
by KickinIncrediblyDopeSh*t November 27, 2014
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Pablo Pic-Asshole

When you are about to have sex doggy style but you are so drunk from drinking wine you look down and see 6 ass cheeks and 3 assholes. You close 1 eye hold your thumb up in front of your face (the thumbs up sign) stick your tongue out to 1 side of your mouth (like a French Painter looking at a subject they are painting) and say “Oui, Oui, Oui” (yes in French). You don’t necessarily have to stick your thumb in her (preferably a female) ass to pull this off.
“Shane, I was so fucking drunk last night when I was about to fuck this girl I met doggy style, I was seeing 3 assholes. I had to pull a Pablo Pic-Asshole to figure out which of the 3 holes to stick it in. . . “
by @RealPipeLayer March 4, 2019
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asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com
"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."
by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013
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Asshole

A person who isn’t nice, isn’t respectful, and doesn’t treat people correctly.
Zack is being such an asshole!
by I am that bad ass bitch March 3, 2020
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Asshole

A "thing" normally refered to as short and angry. Aka the wanna be Hitler
Why are you trying to deny you're an asshole ?
by WillYouJustDie May 5, 2020
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Asshole

The place from where your crap comes
Last night I got my asshole open like a can of beers
by GreatHacker64 April 23, 2018
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tequila asshole

The burning sensation while taking a dump after drinking a lot the night before.
Bro my asshole is on fire! I think I got tequila asshole dog.
by The Bobby Brown July 30, 2022
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